A couple months ago, as a spoof on the concept of people making themselves look like the perfect person in their online dating profiles (especially girls trying to be the “cool” girl) I wrote an actually very serious okcupid profile incorporating some universal and personal character flaws, and surprise surprise, my message box went quiet. The profile is gone now, don’t bother looking for it, but I screen grabbed the whole thing for you. I don’t think I need to explain why this is amusing, but I do think it’s important that every guy know that the perfect woman does not exist. And vice versa for ladies.
